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蹲假条的后续来了

导员不开假条，所以有没有学长学姐支个招怎么拿到事假条(*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)

闲聊茶馆 qwertyuiop123456789 2026-10-09T06:14:19Z 更新于 2026-10-09T06:14:19Z 29 回复 3 赞 391 浏览

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#1 qwertyuiop123456789 2026-10-09T06:14:19Z

导员不开假条，所以有没有学长学姐支个招怎么拿到事假条(*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)
#2 AlbertMerlee 2026-10-09T06:47:17Z

导员不开好像就没办法了吧。。事假如果要合规，必须走流程，避不开导员吧😵‍💫
#3 qwertyuiop123456789 2026-10-09T06:52:34Z

回复 @AlbertMerlee

啊Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ
#4 Primrose 2026-10-09T06:56:35Z

依旧不开假条之人，辅导员和我都是
#5 qwertyuiop123456789 2026-10-09T07:14:17Z

回复 @Primrose

(⊙o⊙)
#6 HalfAnElephant 2026-10-09T07:21:12Z

导员，衷和楼好高好冷，我怕怕
#7 qwertyuiop123456789 2026-10-09T08:14:37Z

导员，可以用脖子和东南枝拔河吗
#8 Yasmine 2026-10-09T09:24:59Z

那你直接去校医院开个病假条呗（花点冤枉钱
#9 qwertyuiop123456789 2026-10-09T09:46:47Z

回复 @Yasmine

没病也可以吗😯
#10 Penzai 2026-10-09T10:05:17Z

直接跑路吧。不开假条是为了避免承担可能等我责任。直接跑，自己承担可能的风险。
#11 qwertyuiop123456789 2026-10-09T10:43:56Z

回复 @Penzai

其实是玩爽了忘记买票了才请的假😝
#12 BH4HVT 2026-10-09T11:05:09Z

回复 @qwertyuiop123456789

问班主任也不行吗？
#13 HSrockstar 2026-10-09T11:14:25Z

回复 @qwertyuiop123456789

@qwertyuiop123456789 装病，说肚子疼，或者说头晕。一般会让验个血，就当体检了。反正验血验不出问题也是很正常的事情。
#14 FaintSpark 2026-10-09T11:35:59Z

回复 @HSrockstar

@HSrockstar 确实，但我当时是真的肚子疼，拉了三天，血常规竟然都正常，最后开了一盒益生菌，走完医保一共22
#15 qwertyuiop123456789 2026-10-09T12:48:50Z

回复 @BH4HVT

不行😰
#16 qwertyuiop123456789 2026-10-09T12:50:32Z

回复 @FaintSpark

<(ºOº)>
#17 Linho1219 2026-10-09T16:13:39Z

直接 P 张校医院假单不就好了，按理来说各种课程群里这种照片挺多的，随便拿个 AI 把名字和日期改了就行（记得切掉水印）

还是太乖了（
#18 HalfAnElephant 2026-10-09T16:40:46Z

还是太乖了
#19 qwertyuiop123456789 2026-10-09T17:39:25Z

还是太乖了
#20 Primrose 2026-10-09T19:01:59Z

回复 @Linho1219

@Linho1219 现在AI还是太方便了，我大一还是人工PS的，不过大二开始我假条都懒得搞，直接翘了都是

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